with state of the art equipment for the comfort and welbeing of your pet

- nothing hidden from view

 

 

 

1. You don't go to the Hairdressers with your hair "BOOBY TRAPPED" with burs, prickles etc.
2. Your Hairdresser would NEVER clean your butt !!
3. The Clipper, Scissor, Dryer etc: is NOT your sworn enemy.
4. You don't FART in your hairdressers face when she leans in for a closer look !!
5. Your Hairdresser would not touch a hair on your head if you had ticks, Fleas or Lice !!
6. You don't wait until you are clean and then force out a poo and sit in it !!
7. Your Hairdresser doesn't have to lift you into the bath whilst you are desperately trying to hold on to the floor !!
8. You don't lick your Hairdressers face when she is cutting your hair.
9. You don't erupt into full unstoppable song until your mum comes to get you.
10. You don't try to scratch the skin off your Hairdressers arms when she trims your head !!