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*Staffordshire's Award Winning Groomer*
 Premier Groom 20091st Hand strip Group
10 REASONS
WHY YOUR DOGS HAIRCUT
COSTS MORE THAN YOURS !!
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You don't go to the Hairdressers with your hair "BOOBY TRAPPED"
with burs, prickles etc.
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Your Hairdresser would NEVER clean your butt !!
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The Clipper, Scissor, Dryer etc: is NOT your sworn
enemy.
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You don't FART in your hairdressers face when she leans
in for a closer look !!
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Your Hairdresser would not touch a hair on your head if
you had ticks, Fleas or Lice !!
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You don't wait until you are clean and then force out a
poo and sit in it !!
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Your Hairdresser doesn't have to lift you into the bath
whilst you are desperately trying to hold on to the floor !!
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You don't lick your Hairdressers face when she is cutting
your hair.
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You don't erupt into full unstoppable song until your mum
comes to get you.
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You don't try to scratch the skin off your Hairdressers
arms when she trims your head !!
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